If you want to continue reading this article, you must link your Aadhaar number with your browser before March 31. Failing to do so will result in your browser access being blocked and your being banned from using the internet forever...

Of course we’re joking, though it’s a borderline situation. If you’re sick of receiving such warnings about your bank account and mobile phone services on a daily basis, then the hilarious video (above) by social media sensation José Covaco will certainly resonate with you.

Inevitably one of the first to comment on socio-political developments, José makes his comedy sketch, titled How I Met Our (M)Aadhaar, self-explanatory. Right down to a literal rendition of an identity theft.