Lasts about a minute? Check.

Sung by a Japanese man named Piko-taro? Check.

Meaningless lyrics about fruits and pens? Check.

All the ingredients for an online hit with over five million views and counting?

Uncheck.

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen, also known as PPAP, is being touted as the next Gangnam Style. Piko-taro is dressed in bright yellow clothing, perfoming a dancing routine while rapping about pineapples, pens, apples and pens.

Brace yourself, because this one promises to be stuck in your head as soon as you’re done listening to it.

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PPAP is fast inspiring reaction videos, tributes and more from people.

And in case you were wondering, the man himself has put up a video with English subtitles to offer instructions on how exactly to go about performing his baffling dance routine.