I am an Asaram devotee: Twitter users discuss #FiveWordsToRuinADate

In this age of Tinder and online apps, meeting with someone for a date has become easy. It's also become stressful. You spend a couple of hours before a date Googling and Facebooking the other person, but when you finally meet up, you have to pretend you know nothing about them.

When you finally get to the place, it's so easy to flub your chance. Here are  five words that are guaranteed to ruin a date, according to a Twitter tag trending on Wednesday.

The foot in the mouth

"Matlab you are a feminist?" #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Nishita Jha (@NishSwish) January 14, 2015

Usually I date beautiful women. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Sadanand Dhume (@dhume) January 14, 2015

I didn't bring my wallet. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Bakwas deGrass Tyson (@BakwasRadio) January 14, 2015

The commitment-phobe

"I don't know any Jashodaben." #FiveWordsToRuinADate — lindsay pereira (@lindsaypereira) January 14, 2015

 

#FiveWordsToRuinADate sorry my wife just called — hawk the rapper (@hawktherapper) January 14, 2015

  Fat jokes

Looks like you've eaten already. #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Sadanand Dhume (@dhume) January 14, 2015

#FiveWordsToRuinADate Your look better on Facebook. — Sting Ray (@Purba_Ray) January 14, 2015

Personal grooming

PerTattoo nahi skin infection hai #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) January 14, 2015

 The eager beaver

Will you have five kids? #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Je Suis Murugan (@brownbrumby) January 14, 2015

Personal choices

I am an Asaram devotee #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Overrated Sala (@bhak_sala) January 14, 2015

"I design hashtags for TimesNow" #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Rohan (@mojorojo) January 14, 2015