As Scots vote today in the historic referendum that will decide whether their country should remain part of the United Kingdom, comedian John Oliver takes a dig at both the pro-independence and pro-union campaigns on Last Week Tonight. 

Describing the relationship between the Scots and British as a "300-year-old arranged marriage", Oliver scoffs at England's clambering efforts to get Scotland to stay in the Union. In typical British romcom fashion, Oliver shows them how it's done.