"Barack Obama dances like how his jeans look"
"My mom bought new conditioner and it sucks. It isn't even conditioning my hair. I blame Obama."
"Barack Obama, bro, do you even lift?"
These were some of the less than complimentary tweets that US President Barack Obama read out in an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's talk show. Each tweet got a comeback from the president, who will soon be out of job, and is, in the same comedic vein, in the process of writing his resume.
"Well, I lifted the ban on Cuban cigars that got's to be worth something."
And then there was this:
Obama's response: "Well, @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president."
In the interview that followed, he spoke about the "wise decision" George Washington made when he stepped down after two terms and what running for a third term would do to his marriage.
"If I were able to run for a third term, Michelle would divorce me."
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