The "67-times" tables go 67-ones-are 67, 67-twos-are ok you can buy it.

That's Indians travelling to America, as depicted by stand-up comic Atul Khatri, who tears apart the desi desire for going abroad and spending as little as possible. For instance, he says he cannot sleep nights in case he (and especially the children) miss the free buffet breakfast.

On the other hand, there's not much in America for Indians to be impressed by. When Khatri is shown Harvard and MIT in Boston and asked whether he’s impressed by two prestigious institutions on the same street, he says he's from Vile Parle in Mumbai, where he's surrounded by more colleges than he can count. “We have colleges inside colleges inside colleges. “